Tuesday 13 October 2009

Letter to Ma..

Green Party HQ,

Never-neverland,

Dublin 2



Dear Mammy,

The weekend's hustings was a great success, not least because we didn't give the plebs anything to read until 5 minutes befiore the vote. Now we’ve got the Fianna Feckers to agree to 500 more teachers (sure aren’t they all FF anyway!) and moving the Abbey theatre, the time for crisis management is over, and on the back of our planned boom in cycle tourism, the Irish economy can be expected to go from strength to strength.

I must confess that I was a bit disappointed that Obama got the Peace Prize, but maybe I’ll get the recognition I so justly deserve next year.

Your favoritest greenest boy,

Gormless

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