Tuesday 13 October 2009

Cowen not possessed by spirit of Oliver Cromwell


Spot the difference?
Taoiseach Brian Cowen (left) and the 'Scourge of God' (right)

Brian Cowen has denied reports today that he is possessed by the spirit of Oliver Cromwell, even though he doesn't like Limerick. He also said that the his government is not the worst thing to happen to Ireland since the invasion by Cromwell, since the Famine was pretty bad too and so far, under his government, 20% of the Irish population can still afford food. In spite of pleas from the Bishop of Dublin and four days of fasting by 3.000 hungry pensioners at St. Patrick's Cathedral, Cowen has refused to submit to an exorcism and continues to be guided in all his actions by Our Lord of Flies, Beelzebub.

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